OMT One Man's Trash...from Norman Leahy

Thursday, November 02, 2006 :::

Yourish for Senate

Yes Virginia, there is an alternative in this election, as fellow Virginia blogger Meryl Yourish announces her write-in Senate candidacy.

Her platform has Allen and Webb beat by a mile:

I couldn’t tell you if they like cats or not. If they don’t like cats, well, that’s another reason to vote for me. I like cats and dogs, though as everyone knows, I’m partial to cats. If I am elected, though, I promise not to bring any pro-cat legislation to Congress without first balancing it with dogs. But not yip dogs. I hate yip dogs. If you can punt it, it shouldn’t be a dog.

Okay, yip dogs are cute. I take that back.

Oops. I hope that gaffe doesn’t cost me the election.

::: posted by Norman Leahy at 11/02/2006 0 comments


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