OMT One Man's Trash...from Norman Leahy

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 :::

A Republican Reaches Out

The Nevada gubernatorial race features one Republican contender who is also a former porn star. Melody Damayo held a fundraiser at which:

The candidate wore heaps of silver jewelry, six-inch black high heels, a men's-style shirt unbuttoned to reveal her capacious bosom, and a headband to hold back her waist-length black hair.

Sounds fine so far. But what happened at the event itself? Karaoke, limbo dancing and...lap dances (from the candidate).

"I want everyone to know that I'm here to bring back the roots of the Republican party: freedom, freedom of speech, freedom to party, free enterprise," Damayo said. "Now it's time to limbo!"

It's corny, it's trashy, and she probably doesn't stand a chance of winning. But Damayo's candidacy already beats the living daylights out of anything we'll ever see in Virginia politics

Without a chaperone, that is.

::: posted by Norman Leahy at 7/19/2006 2 comments


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