OMT One Man's Trash...from Norman Leahy

Monday, March 27, 2006 :::

A Far More Descriptive Political Quiz

Or more likely, a variation on Madlibs. To find out whether you're an Archconservative, a Leftwing Wacko, an Antigovernment Libertine or a Commie Sympathizer, go here A sample:

The speed limit should be...

CONS: 75 MPH on Interstate highways.

LIBL: reduced to 15 MPH to save lives, and resources.

LBRT: abolished. This will result in an immediate 50 percent reduction in highway fatalities, because a motorist barreling along at 150 MPH only spends half the time exposed to the hazards of the road, as someone plodding along at 75 MPH.

COMM: irrelevant, because after the revolution everyone will commute in public transportation.

(HT: Andrew).

::: posted by Norman Leahy at 3/27/2006 0 comments


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